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Monday, December 26, 2005


My restaurant friends and I went to go orchard to see the "snow".
It was a wrong decision.
major, major mistake.

You won't believe how packed it was. At 1145pm on 24/12/05 people were standing -2cm away from each other and, wow, the smell(from the banglas) was unbelievable. It was almost as if they didn't bath a few days on purpose so they could spread their odour in the jam-packed orchard road.

The next time I go to orchard on any holiday's eve is the day I turn into a man ok?
I saw a few bengs chasing after a bangle shouting "you touch my friend issit?"
And the bangla was saying "sorry sorry sorry. i didnt. sorry sorry."
It sounded just like the audio track I listened to at biyi's house.

Let me see how to describe the crowd that day.
hmm..
Do u have a stack of printing paper in your house?
People were standing as close together as how your printing paper is stacked together.
Or look at the rice in the sack,
Or the holes in your speaker at the side of the computer,
Or imagine each strand of hair on your head is a person. (doesn't apply if balding)

Can see the picture in your head?

While the crowd was moving like one step per second, it doesn't help that benglas walking in the opposite direction were spraying foam all over other people. gosh, it was suffocating. And then these ah bengs were doing it too.

I was trying very hard to look out for potential spray-ers when I heard Haifi holler at this young beng stanced to spray the foam at him.

Haifi(fiercely) : I tell u, dont spray at me. Dont you dare.

Young beng considered that proposal for about 2 seconds and apparently decided to spray the foam at Haifi.

At this point in time, I must say please look at haifi.
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(hmm, ignore that digging teeth with nails.)

He's a malay ah beng lah.
But he's so patient, his temper's amazing. He didn't scold f, f, f, or anything like that. If I were him I might have called my gang to fight already.
Respect.

I was so taken aback by his mildness that I didn't see the foam coming in my direction.

Boo to the banglas.

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i don't buy it says:
qiuyi and i wants to go hk play next yr
i don't buy it says:
duno whther u can accomodate us
i don't buy it says:
if cannot its ok
HanLin Gabriel 馬仔...开到荼靡 says:
next year...
HanLin Gabriel 馬仔...开到荼靡 says:
i dont know wor...
i don't buy it says:
cos it'll be fun with u ard
HanLin Gabriel 馬仔...开到荼靡 says:
i have gf...
HanLin Gabriel 馬仔...开到荼靡 says:
you come...
HanLin Gabriel 馬仔...开到荼靡 says:
my gf will go crazy// lol
i don't buy it says:
hahas
i don't buy it says:
ok lor
i don't buy it says:
but u'll still be with her next yr?
HanLin Gabriel 馬仔...开到荼靡 says:
LoL...
HanLin Gabriel 馬仔...开到荼靡 says:
stupid qw.
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me and qy on christmas eve.

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qianwen and bee with mervyn behind camera just now.

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