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Wednesday, May 30, 2007


In everyone's life we face obstacles, trials and difficult situations which serve to teach us and make us grow.
Among these includes irritating people and a fair share of perverts.
Especially in this technologically advanced world we need to arm ourselves with weapons to guard our innocence and here I present you, courtesy of Lugay, the perfect turn-off replies to MSN or IRC perverts.

This is an MSN online conversation:

Lugay says:
got one pervert add my sis on MSN.

Lugay says:
Then he asked her "hmm. what jc are u from?"

Lugay says:
Then he said he's from NUS medicine

Lugay says:
Then he said "do u like guys?"

Lugay says:
then my sis said yes

Lugay says:
then he said, "means u feel horny sometimes."

Lugay says:
!!!!!

Lugay says:
Then my sis show me.

qian wen says:
oh gosh

qian wen says:
slap him!

Lugay says:
Then I typed for her,
"Hmm I don't feel horny.
I enjoying meditating as I wish to cultivate my soul
and eventually reach a state of nirvana"

qian wen says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

qian wen says:
CRAP!!!!

qian wen says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lugay says:
"Men! Why do I bother to think of filthy men!
My stomach convulses when I think of them!"

qian wen says:
i just died laughing.

Lugay says:
Then he went offline.

Lugay says:
He pretended to be from NUS medicine can!?!?

This is for the milder and more loserish perverts.
If the other party is oddly into spiritual things and gets even more excited, you better call the police.

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