My neverending essay writing is finally coming to an end after a whole night up trying to quote and cite references from a hundred different journal articles. By finally coming to an end I mean that I have almost finished half of the minimum word count. Majority of my time was used up trying to look for phrases to quote which are all over the place! I think it would really save my time if I had eyes like these:

The compound eyes would allow me to view objects as in a mosaic whoa I get excited from just thinking about it. I might look freaky but at least I am fast.

Talking about excitement and insects, the fucking cricket residing in the tree outside my hostel window simply can’t shut up. It keeps screaming machiam it is having orgasms like that leh. The starting part of the scream has intervals of pauses then subsequently the pauses diminishes to nil. At this point it is a quiet scream, albeit continuous, then slowly, it will build up by increasing both in pitch and volume into a full blast screech as in a climax. That will last for about 1 minute before he dies of exhaustion. I’m assuming that the cricket died because the sudden silence is so abrupt that you’ll picture it freezing in mid thrust to free fall to the ground. Cardiac infarction, must be.

I feel so much more relax after those thoughts. Shall continue with my essay now.

♥Bid Farewell