The new hair is fugly.

Jasmine: Your hair looks like a wig.
Me: Oh.

My head reflexively retreated downwards inwards until only my eyes could be seen.

Jasmine: I meant it as a compliment.
Me: Damage done.

Hahahaha just kidding I'm okie. I am very used to haircuts turned bad.
Come to think of it, almost every time after I cut my hair I regret it immediately.
The problem must lie with me and my instructions for the hairdresser.
I forgot to tell him to make me look like a human instead of fugly shit.

Anyway.
Jasmine was forced to open her bikini-clad photo in her laptop by the few of us.
Made my nose bleed.
Hahaha.
I can't believe the my 3 giggly classmates started clapping when Jasmine showed us the photo.
-_-'''
I wonder if they will clap also when they go to the beach and see bikini babes, or when they read Men's Health magazine or when they see posters outside lingerie shops.
It will be a riot, man!
Do not panic when you see people randomly clapping on the streets maybe they just saw some bikini babe.
Eh, No Wonder people clap so loud during pageants when girls catwalk wearing bikinis, maybe it is a natural reaction.

Fact of the day: The record for most number of claps per minute is 721. wow.
I think this guy is into serious bikini babe watching.

What nonsense.
hahahahhahahahahahaha.

Just now we had a tutorial class about therapeutic communication which basically 'prepares' us on how to communicate with patients in the hospitals.
Even with our tutor's guidance in the classroom I find it very difficult to talk to the 'patient' about , things.. like death.
Sure the textbook teaches us what we should do with the underlying principles like understanding, exploring etc but it is awkward to translate those into everyday language.

For example if the patient asks, "Nurse, am I going to die?"
what should you respond when the answer is a definite yes?
What if you accidentally make the patient even more depressed and suicidal?

Eh someone let me practise on you leh.

♥Bid Farewell