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Monday, April 06, 2009

My elder sis took MC today cus she was feeling sick.
I think I am down with some bug too, feeling nauseous and uncomfortable..
This nausea is kind of worrying as we all know what being nauseous points to..

But its impossible for me to become pregnant (oops I said it) because I am the most innocent person around the block and I am not asexual like our friend desmond.

Clara says that Desmond is like a flower (some flowers are asexual).

Why Am I Feeling Nauseous?

Possibility 1: I ate WAY too much the Crystal Jade Xiao Long Bao at Holland V last friday.

There was a lot of food on the table, so we naturally felt obliged to finish eating all the food.

We ate about 12 x 5 xiao long baos.

These Xiao Long Baos are actually free flow, the only limit to the number you can eat is the depth of your stomach.

And our stomachs are really, much deeper than you can fathom.

If you're good at inferencing, you should be able to tell how good the Xiao Long Baos were and how much we adore it from the looks on our faces when we're cradling them.

Because the service was unusually tardy that day, we had more stomach rest time to do other things..

Such as

Playing with prawns I don't eat. (hahaa unless you're kind like the flower mentioned above to help me peel the prawns. )

and trying to recreate the smokey eyes effect like Linda did for me for Dance Productions.

We failed la.. There was just smoke and eyes, no smokey eyes.

The food took too long, we got edgy and decided to just cook Shing's finger.

Anyway I was really 105% full at the end of the bingeing session

So full that we didn't enjoy the xiaolongbaos so much anymore.
That is the poor last Xiao Long Bao that got despised.

Could my nausea be caused by the Xiao Long Bao baby growing from that day's crazy buffet?

Possibility 2: I secretly want to have a baby so I'm imagining this nausea shit.

Let me show you why.