Monster Attack! ♥

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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Jeslyn's house is a zoo.
The dogs are totally adorable la, so puppyish and toy-like!
If she left me alone with the 3 babies I'd have kicked them and thrown them around.
Since she was always within earshot just now I couldn't do what I really wanted to and just picked up her dogs and scratched their ears.
Boring.

Jeslyn pls reconsider again and again before you ask me if I want to adopt your dogs ok.
If I had a dog I would do a few things to it;

1. Castrate it if it were male. I always thought that dogs are castrated by default.
Its nauseating to have dogs humping my leg when I'm minding my own business watching TV. And if i bring him out to a walk and he rapes some pretty bitch in the park how?
I'm definitely not keeping the seeds of my pet's sleazy one night stand.

2. Not sure how this would be done, but I'll mute it.
The last thing I want is my demented neighbour downstairs to knock on my door for the noise.
The other time he caused so much trauma to my mother yelling at her for talking to his maid.
I'm still seething.

3. Make it wear pampers and clothes.
For practical purposes more than asthetic ones.

Anyway I'm allergic to dog fur la so people don't get worked up I'm just fantasizing.

I'm wondering, will you date a boy who is lighter and in some ways prettier than you?
Picture this, one day you and your date goes to the park and how romantic is that, the soft moonlight, the smell of flowers and two of you decide to relive childhood and go to the playground.
Its all novel and fun as the two of you mount each side of the see-saw thinking about how innocent you two were ten years ago.
Suddenly the moment is spoiled as the see-saw tilts with a meanness but inevitably and your side drops to the ground.
He's there, on the other side of the see-saw, legs dangling in the air and the two of you laugh nervously, trying to ignore what this means.

Its kind of embarrassing and you say, 'this is not fun, lets play the swing!'
Which is another major mistake and when you realised it he's already panting like hell trying to swing you on the seat.

A lot of things can happen sia.

♥Bid Farewell