Friday, March 28, 2008
Guan Yin Ma,
If you happen to read my blog, I pray to you earnestly..
Please give me back my good complexion..
I am extremely upset that my skin is like fuck.
I just want to use a tea spoon to dig out the pimple and fill it with mashed potato..
But my face is not play-doh, so it will start to bleed and probably get infected because of the mashed potato.
And I’ll end up with gangrene on my face.. May have to amputate it.
Now, we don’t want it to happen do we? The face is already gross enough as it is.
I wonder if Guan Yin Ma knows the pathophysiology of outbreak of pimples.
Tell you, its due to stress. Stress stimulates something that stimulates something that stimulates excess sebum secretion that leads to pimples.
Let the nursing course be less stressful; give us less essays to write and less tests to study for. I think it would be a pretty good idea to stretch the whole course to 5 years instead of the 3 years we’re studying for now to spread out the workload.
Give me less accidents, more free time and more lovely friends..
I love reading so much but I can’t even call reading my hobby anymore.
(Are physiology notes counted??)
Anyway..my vocabulary is pathetic.
The words I say can be summarized into the following:
Nice, cute, cool, shit and nose-bleed.
Nose-bleed has become a common word these days because of my sexy classmates.
Just check out Jasmine's plunging neckline.....
Dream on la I don't have a picture of it although I'd love to take one.
I think the neckline can go lower.
This would be perfect:
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Shit.
Merely thinking of that made my nose bleed.
Lets distract ourselves by talking about something else.
I want to ditch my crutches I can't wait for it to happen!
But what will happen to those people who grab my crutches to support themselves when they board the bus?
I wish I could film it for you guys to see it is absolutely hilarious how people mistake my crutches for the handles on the bus and start to exert a pulling force on it to balance themselves on the bumpy ride.
And I have to exert a counter weight on the crutches so that they do not fall backwards..
Can't stand people. I rather spend my time thinking about Jasmine's neckline, Shimin's short shorts, Gerry's mole below her neck and Susan's... muscles.
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I wish that good things will happen to good people. so that they don't give up on being good. because, everybody else is depending on them to prove that being good is possible without inflicting severe injustice to self.
♥Bid Farewell