The other morning when I woke up I thought I was in heaven when I saw so many cows on my table.



My ideal heaven has an infinite number of female healthy cows.
These cows will not be your usual cows because instead of hooves, they have muscular hands to milk themselves for their owner, Me.

I was brought down to earth when I noticed this small grass counting people.




Nobody counts grasses in heaven!
I repeat, NOBODY!!!!!!!!

*Breathe In, Breathe Out, Breathe In, Breathe Out...*

Okay I'm ready to continue this blog post.

I admit I do have a fondness for cows, but I don't think I wanna be reincarnated as a cow.
First of all, they are milked once a day.
Secondly, they are milked once a day.

Sai, it is quite miserable to have your modesty outraged on a daily basis, isn't it?

The worst part is.. they spend their time grazing (if they're lucky) and when they get bored, they need some entertainment right?
What can cows do?
There is a mighty high chance that they counts grasses for fun.

Nobody counts grasses on earth!
I'VE SAID THIS ONCE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN, NOBODY!!!!!!!!
(The above statement is not accurate because there are geographers who do that. )

*Breathe In, Breathe Out, Breathe In, Breathe Out...*

Okay I'm ready to continue this blog post.

What we will look like if we were cows...


Susan and muscles.


Gerry the pinkster and love for me.


Alicia's injuries because she is capable of knocking into the same obstacles thrice in a row.
Amazing.


Shimin the skinny and super short shorts.
At 2 o'clock to shimin is my lovely huishan wearing her diving gear.
Cool!


Yuting and yiling (sexy slim).


Win jean who dances..


The fat round one in the middle, is of course me la.
These people never give me face one leh.
Draw until so ugly.

just kidding I am blessed to have good people around me. :)

♥Bid Farewell