I bet nobody will look at the dancers when the Chingay parade's going on next week.
Our People's Association float sponsored by Eu Yan Seng is so gorgeous you wouldn't give two hoots about us.
Our float features a woman's face, some clouds and trees.
Sounds boring?
Wait till you see the woman's eyes, so captivating and enchanting that you will want to dig them out to keep for memorabilia's sake.



We know what happens right after Tom gets whacked: His head will spin, his pupils turn around and around in the socket until he falls over unconsious.

My float can do that too.


These engineers have a great sense of humor, wiring the eyes such that they roll around in opposite directions at different speeds.
Since the eyes are malfunctioning, they might as well add a hysterical cackle and make the woman blow fire through the mouth to enhance that effect.
It'll be a blast.

Is it bothering you?
Cuz it IS bothering me, I can't stop laughing when we enter the parade with this crazy looking, eyes-rolling thing.

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