Gerry is my lifesaver.
Just when the freaking library webpage refused to connect on my laptop and I thought I was doomed for not completing my essay, Gerry in shining armour offered to help me retrieved the articles.
She is wonderful for being generous to help a friend when she herself haven't started writing anything.
Okay I marry you.
♥Bid Farewell
Guan Yin Ma,
If you happen to read my blog, I pray to you earnestly..
Please give me back my good complexion..
I am extremely upset that my skin is like fuck.
I just want to use a tea spoon to dig out the pimple and fill it with mashed potato..
But my face is not play-doh, so it will start to bleed and probably get infected because of the mashed potato.
And I’ll end up with gangrene on my face.. May have to amputate it.
Now, we don’t want it to happen do we? The face is already gross enough as it is.
I wonder if Guan Yin Ma knows the pathophysiology of outbreak of pimples.
Tell you, its due to stress. Stress stimulates something that stimulates something that stimulates excess sebum secretion that leads to pimples.
Let the nursing course be less stressful; give us less essays to write and less tests to study for. I think it would be a pretty good idea to stretch the whole course to 5 years instead of the 3 years we’re studying for now to spread out the workload.
Give me less accidents, more free time and more lovely friends..
I love reading so much but I can’t even call reading my hobby anymore.
(Are physiology notes counted??)
Anyway..my vocabulary is pathetic.
The words I say can be summarized into the following:
Nice, cute, cool, shit and nose-bleed.
Nose-bleed has become a common word these days because of my sexy classmates.
Just check out Jasmine's plunging neckline.....
Dream on la I don't have a picture of it although I'd love to take one.
I think the neckline can go lower.
This would be perfect:
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Shit.
Merely thinking of that made my nose bleed.
Lets distract ourselves by talking about something else.
I want to ditch my crutches I can't wait for it to happen!
But what will happen to those people who grab my crutches to support themselves when they board the bus?
I wish I could film it for you guys to see it is absolutely hilarious how people mistake my crutches for the handles on the bus and start to exert a pulling force on it to balance themselves on the bumpy ride.
And I have to exert a counter weight on the crutches so that they do not fall backwards..
Can't stand people. I rather spend my time thinking about Jasmine's neckline, Shimin's short shorts, Gerry's mole below her neck and Susan's... muscles.
**
I wish that good things will happen to good people. so that they don't give up on being good. because, everybody else is depending on them to prove that being good is possible without inflicting severe injustice to self.
♥Bid Farewell
Sometimes one phone call is sufficient. From there on, faith will do its work.
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I'm shortsighted.
Since I've started staying in hostel my laptop has become one of my best companions.
Though convenient, its extremely straining on the eyes.
I can't read the labels on the fridge.
That's why I need friends to help me read the microscopic words.
I searched high and low in the Co Op bookshop..
Susan helped me look for it of course..
That thing was so hard to look for that i fell down rummaging through the things..
Susan continued looking..
She tried very hard..
This thing friendship is very hard to find.
So when you find friends who are willing to bury their heads with you in the bookshop, don't let them go.
If you find a shaver in the bookshop, don't put it back either.
haha cus some of my friends pluck armpit hair when they are stressed I want to buy shaver for them.
Nursing lab was really fun.
The tutor was telling us about some of her experiences when she was a staff nurse..
It was something about a nurse verbalising the steps of attaching the 12 lead ECG on the patient and making a joke because she couldn't say the words 'intercostal space' (space between the ribs) properly.
Blur nurse: The first lead goes to the 4th intercos on the right sternum border, the second lead goes to the 4th intercos on the left sternum border..
And she went intercos intercos which sounds like intercourse..
The patient hear already also shy lor.
Some patients have thick secretion along the throat which will cause difficulty in breathing.
So what the nurses will do is use the suctioning machine to remove the secretion.
Usually the nurses will be busy so everything also cut short right.. Suctioning's short form is suck.
The nurse will draw the screens, then it will sound like this:
Nurse: Mr X, I am going to suck you now..
After finishing that procedure, the nurse will change the patient's diapers..
Nurse: Mr X, raise your buttocks.
Oh no.
Imagine Mr X's wife outside the screen listening to all these.
I think the best joke from our tutor was her word of caution of us young girls against potential lecherous men.
Cus they might get excited unnecessarily and you know, so embarrassing.
Sometimes we need to paste some pads on their bodies and those areas need to be shaved so that when they are peeled off it would be less painful for the patients..
But us young nurses are not allowed to shave the private areas for male patients la.
Tutor: Remember hor, student nurses are not allowed to shave male nurses.
...
♥Bid Farewell
Don't you love the soccer girls.?
I do! So much!
I was just feeling envious of my elder sis's netball team from tkgs that they are still so united even after so many years and have all gone their separate paths in terms of career and studies.
I see them every year, sometimes twice, once for new year, once to surprise my sis for her birthday.
Maybe.. Maybe theTj soccer girls can be like this also?
How about being friends for life? Sounds good right..
Diana's little birthday surprise is a start..
That's super cool diana. Candid photo also look damn cool.
And cute. The photo makes you want to stroke her (right) cheek right..
Sidetrack: Lets look at some 'candid' shots (inspired by Prap's fake candid idea).
I think Susan has the best candid photos. Look very real.
Shirgi who was just trying to go to the toilet when I asked her to take a closed-eye photo.
Failed attempt. Laughing so unnaturally!
A hungry man is an angry man.
Back to Diana's birthday gathering..
Compare Diana's cool photo with this photo. Pose already still look so cok.
3 gay girls: wanfong, me, lujia.
We love the cake + dianana. Love love love.
Wanfong and Lujia hiding in the little treehouse in the playground.
I was too fat to climb into the tree house, so I stayed on the floor.
Wanfong just kept sitting in the treehouse and leering at Diana.
Wooo~ got to shake Diana's hand! omg omg omg.
Cake.
One of the few photos which were slightly clearer.
Wanfong just refused to use flash because she thinks the orange/sepia hue is nice.
Resulting in photos which look like this:
Just take the photo properly and clearly with flash and add the yellow colour using photoshop also same what.
See! Now we look like we have 4 eyes each.
I sound like I'm obsessed with Diana but I'm totally not okie..
I just haven't washed my hands since that night we shook hands. OOps
My dad came to fetch me after that and boy the ride was intense.
Actually I planned to go home on my own either by bus or cab but my sis smsed me to ask me to check if my dad was on his way home and maybe could fetch me along the way.
When I smsed him he just blew up it was quite scary cus actually he reached the parking lot at my house but had to U-turn to fetch me..
Felt so guilty.
Cus I seriously didn't want him to come if he was already home, you know?
I could always take a cab back.
He simply dote on me too much it is unacceptable.
IF I smsed him he surely would come but at the same time I didn't want to inconvenience him if he was far away.
It was also an intense ride because of the way he drove.
He does more stunts than the average gymnast.
It makes me grab my seat to look at my dad flipping through his organiser or reading the sms on his phone or wiping his spectacles.
I think one day he might just start filing his toe nails while driving.
He is even more reckless than me.
Please keep him safe.
♥Bid Farewell
When Huishan (my roomie) studies she looks quite serious..
You can fart and burp and hang yourself on the rotating ceiling fan and she won't react to you.
When I started staying with her every time I saw that serious look I honestly thought something was wrong.
Of course, everything was alright, except that the tutorial was being a huge pain in the ass.
She says that she likes to frown when she is studying, cus it makes her concentrate (??) or some nonsense reason.
The frown is so deep and strong that I think if there is a pimple in between her eyebrows the pus would fire straight into my eyes.
And I would be caught offguard cus we study facing each other.
Chills~
I'm wearing glasses in my room nowadays..
♥Bid Farewell
What an eventful week.
It was Huishan Miss Chiobu kind girl's and Nat Sexay's birthdays and sadly, we witnessed one death in TH.
In loving memories of Bin Bin.
Gerry! Don't be so sad.. Bin Bin went to a better place where he can eat all he wants and frolick in the water with other babe terapins.
My heart breaks when I see you cry.. :(
Lets do happier things ok?
Like buying colourful paper.
I want the third stack from the bottom.
Co-Op is damn smart, save space by stacking their items up.
If you don't have long limbs like shimin or strong arms like me to rearrange the stacks just to get the colour you want,
Another activity you can do to kill time is count grass.
I am so not kidding.
We have counted more grass than you have uttered the word 'grass' in your entire lifetime.
Very tiring you know.
I am extremely tired. You have no idea. Just wanna sleep :'(
and squeeze my pimples with pliers
and stab myself.
Gerry was digging the ground to check out the grass when an earthworm emerged to say 'Hello'.
As we can predict, she got startled and jumped away feeling goosebumps all over.
We were speculating whether the earthworm would be inside the soil sample and I was trying very hard to scare Gerry that
'IT Would Definitely Be Hiding Somewhere In There.... HehHehHeh'.
ShiMin tried to reassure us that she didn't see anything moving in the sample and
'even if there is a worm in there...
we are going to keep it in my bag??'
hahaha That was the horror for her.
I guess if there is really an earthworm in there, Alicia can persuade it to get away cus we might hurt it in our little experiment with the soil.
Oh you didn't know? Alicia talks to Earthworms apparently.
She talks to many other items as well like her laptop, the table, her clothes, ants, food.. etc.
You get the drift.
But most of the time she talks to herself.
♥Bid Farewell
I think my harem of girlfriends has just expanded once more!
Look at Alicia carefully attending to Susan's infected navel.
She is really very professional!
Susan and I were laughing at that piece of infected wound and wanted to share the joke with Alicia.
Susan: Hey check out my infected navel.!
Alicia: ok don't worry . Just take a seat I'll help you clean it.
with a straight face.
She is one gentle soul. :)
My ultimate dream is to put her hand and gerry's hand into my bag.
I'm not very sure what that signifies but it is probably something important cus during dinner just now I suddenly felt my bag (on my lap) nudging.
And I saw half of Alicia's arm buried in my bag.
I was like erm..
You are like thinking ermm.. too right.?
I know! this issue is so ermish.
Serene, me, Jasmine and Chenyan.
Me, Susan, Alicia, Gerry, Shimin.
The worst thing that can happen when you extend a hand of friendship is to get snubbed.
♥Bid Farewell
The new hair is fugly.
Jasmine: Your hair looks like a wig.
Me: Oh.
My head reflexively retreated downwards inwards until only my eyes could be seen.
Jasmine: I meant it as a compliment.
Me: Damage done.
Hahahaha just kidding I'm okie. I am very used to haircuts turned bad.
Come to think of it, almost every time after I cut my hair I regret it immediately.
The problem must lie with me and my instructions for the hairdresser.
I forgot to tell him to make me look like a human instead of fugly shit.
Anyway.
Jasmine was forced to open her bikini-clad photo in her laptop by the few of us.
Made my nose bleed.
Hahaha.
I can't believe the my 3 giggly classmates started clapping when Jasmine showed us the photo.
-_-'''
I wonder if they will clap also when they go to the beach and see bikini babes, or when they read Men's Health magazine or when they see posters outside lingerie shops.
It will be a riot, man!
Do not panic when you see people randomly clapping on the streets maybe they just saw some bikini babe.
Eh, No Wonder people clap so loud during pageants when girls catwalk wearing bikinis, maybe it is a natural reaction.
Fact of the day: The record for most number of claps per minute is 721. wow.
I think this guy is into serious bikini babe watching.
What nonsense.
hahahahhahahahahahaha.
Just now we had a tutorial class about therapeutic communication which basically 'prepares' us on how to communicate with patients in the hospitals.
Even with our tutor's guidance in the classroom I find it very difficult to talk to the 'patient' about , things.. like death.
Sure the textbook teaches us what we should do with the underlying principles like understanding, exploring etc but it is awkward to translate those into everyday language.
For example if the patient asks, "Nurse, am I going to die?"
what should you respond when the answer is a definite yes?
What if you accidentally make the patient even more depressed and suicidal?
Eh someone let me practise on you leh.
♥Bid Farewell
From Little Britain..
Narrator: When people in Britain want to buy a pet, they go to a pet shop. If they want to buy a pet shop, they go to a pet shop shop. If they want to buy a pet shop shop, well, they're just being silly.
♥Bid Farewell
Somehow my mom finds that I have some inexplicable similarities with this man [I wonder why.. Is it the lame leg?] and I was greeted with a very warm, "Nasi Lemak is home" last night because my mom can't pronounce 'mas selamat'.
Isn't it great to be back home?
I miss my clean toilet the most, where there is no dried urine smell because some idiot decides to pee everywhere but into the toilet bowl.
It is damn shitty to walk towards the most isolated toilet cubicle only to be assaulted with the pungent smell and urine all over the seat and worse, on the floor.
However I guess I should count my blessings because my sister told me that a joker in her school religiously shits beside the toilet bowl every morning.
Without fail.
I think that is the epitome of Guai-Lan-ness.
I pity the cleaner who is assigned to clean that toilet.
I remember that ed once told me about this person who emptied the soap dispenser and filled it up with his shit.
Crazy people who are full of shit.
♥Bid Farewell
Jes and Gerry tell me that maybe I'm not so horrible afterall.
Well I shall keep myself under close observation first and make the conclusion later..
Hee Jeslyn and Gerry thanks man..
Here should be your weekly dose of Gerrry-the-unglam but since she claims that she loves me, I shall choose the prettier one of the unglam pics that I have.
I have loads of them.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
Ain't that hot? I mean, look at the layers she's wearing.
I wish I had taken a picture of Shimin during tutorial today.
I could catch no ball of what my Indian tutor was saying and wanted to look at Shimin's answer only to see a piece of blank paper.
Not totally blank la, there was the question number at the margin.
I wanted to give her this face.
"Eh why your paper empty never do work now I cannot copy from you leh!"
When I turned my head to look at her I burst out laughing cus she was really dreaming.
Shimin looked more like she was suntanning at the beach.
Everyone's faces looked totally lost and I could see the question marks and little birds flying about their heads.
I wish they could give us tutors who didn't have accents.
At this rate I'm going, I'll probably get a less than 3 cap this semester, which is a depressing thought.
I mean, not as if I would dwell on it for long.
Pass or fail I am still going to give myself a pat on my shoulder for the err..hardwork?
I will reward myself with a trip to Taiwan with the nurses!
And I have enough points to stay for next semester yay all 5 of us would still be together...
But sadly the best roommate in the world is not going to stay anymore.
She is so nice that she is willing to cramp her facial muscles making the puzzled face just to entertain me.
[Actually we didn't have to take so many times but Gerry's photo taking skills suck. ]
♥Bid Farewell
I just saw some posters about Mas Selamat which is damn nonsensical on my cousin's page.
Click here to see the funny posters (at the end of her post) which I am too lazy to upload.
I guarantee you peng laughing.
hehe.
Me to my dad and sis: My friend say Mas Selamat left Singapore already so any search is futile.
Dad and sis (together): Your friend knows Mas Selamat personally?
Me: ... Not really.
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♥Bid Farewell
Huijie and I were so upset, just look at that.
Injured people who had to pull out of dance productions are ostracized..
We had to stay outside the theater distributing tickets and counting money when everyone else was having the time of their lives dancing.
The above is nonsense okie we were not abused but we were such a funny sight when we walked together with our injured selves.
We were this close to having money donated to us for being so pitiful.
haha.
Kidding!
This is me with my idol.
Chio.
Me, michelle and winjean.
The amount of noise Michelle can created with a lizard intruder is phenomenal.
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Not useful but good to know information when you are educating your children next time:
The camel's humps are not used for water storage!!
Are you shocked?
Do you feel deceived that all the storybooks you've read when you were young faked you?
[Oops or am I the only one who didn't know?]
The humps are like booobss its all fats inside!
Actually the previous statement is inaccurate as well cus booobss also contain lobules or glands, milk ducts, and connective tissue, other than fats.
Occasionally, there are also silicon or tumours.
Back to the topic,
The fats are for heat insulation and also energy storage that can be utilized for nourishment in the desert when resources are scarce.
Other camel facts:
Isn't that great?
600 liters of milk a year is just enough for a milk addict I think we will be best friends.
My only concern is the taste of this camel produced milk.
Is it going to be raw and stinky and smell like carpets?
Is it even drinkable?
Fret not.
With these super straws from Alicia, the flavor can be adjusted to my liking.
If I wanted it to be chocolate flavored I just need to dip these straws into the milk and Voila! the milk is choco milkilicious.
I wonder if I could eat the whole straw.. I will let you know again.
Alicia loves me back.
Whooo~
♥Bid Farewell