I've taken to swimming lately, where school holidays have ended thus kids are again enclosed in the institution called school, making the pool available to sensible adults who know how to keep to their lanes.
Its plain enjoyable to submerge myself in the water doing water somersaults while pretending that the lifeguard can't see me and don't care much.
But of course they are watching right..
I think the purpose of shielding eyes from the sun is a diversion from the real use of impenetrable reflective sunglasses.
They are precisely the tool for not appearing rude when they are staring at babes in bikinis, looking at the weirdos playing with water on his own at the corner and watching couples frolick in the water completely oblivious to disapproving stares.
Hahaha but I don't mind them performing free shows because... I am one of those
Stop pretending that this is beneath you because there must be some sort of voyeuristic streak in the person who is reading somebody else's blog anonymously.
Anyway I admit! I admit that I like wearing goggles because I can see clearly what's happening under water.
I remember one time in hall when there was some commotion at the block opposite where I was so naturally I continued standing there to satisfy my curiosity.
After a while Kevin came to join me and both of us just stood there watching the boys who were creating a din.
We noticed someone standing at another block watching us watch the boys.
Then Kevin commented that there was someone watching us watch the boys.
And maybe at another corner where we can't see there was someone watching the person watching us looking at the boys.
So there.. how boliao is hall life, we just spend our time standing at the corridors watching people watching people watching people.....
This voyeuristic nature of mine is greatly satisfied when I read.
I love reading so much that I can spend the whole day lounging on the sofa to read and not do anything at all.
The only thing stopping me is how much of a slob I'll become from all that immobility.
I've come a long way since Qiuyi ignited my interest in reading when we were in Sec 2.
She introduced some Sandra Brown books to me which I concluded that should be NC-16.
The lady characters in the stories usually spent their recreational time having casual sex with anybody they could and it was written in great detail.
I remember Huiyi said something like, "Can you imagine what boys feel if they read this?"
It was basically like soft porn.
But I got sick and bored of the chick flick books because.. well how many ways can you have sex, regardless of how innovative you are?
It was lacking in content and meaning.
My fingers are tired already. :(
Well anyway.
I love reading!
There's nobody whom I can talk about the books with though. Its quite sad.
♥Bid Farewell
Hello I haven't blogged in a really long time..
Mainly because I am slacking so much that my fingers are in a slimy state now and I find difficulty in even sitting up straight.
I have a slacking schedule to follow so that I won't at any point in time feel lost in this pointless existence that is just waiting for my Taiwan trip and hall orientation to start.
Wanfong slacker-number2 has thankfully spontaneously agreed with me to join Studio Wu to pass time and learn some moves.
It has been a week already and I met the first cute dance instructor today.
He is so pretty and skinny.
He is soooooo pretty that all the girls in class are not even close to being in the same class.
Whee I wanted so much to gush about how utterly cute he was but there was no one to gush to because wanfong decided to not attend lessons today.
So I just ogled at him when he demonstrated how girls were supposed to look when they performed the steps.
And when he bit his lips..... hahahaha.
Besides looking cute he was a really good instructor in imparting the steps to the students stopping to re-do when he sensed that there was some confusion.
About ten minutes before the class ended he asked the class,
"Anywhere that you are not clear about? Don't tell me 'everything' because I will slap all of you. Its too late now."
Then he started singing "its too late to apologize..its too late.."
Okay enough of gushing.
♥Bid Farewell
My brother will soon grow to the age where I can't just grab him to cuddle him and lick his face.
Sad. Already he feels disgusted when we try to carry him.
Happy birthday Kevin!!!
Cheers to the guy who makes everything horrible pleasant.
:)
♥Bid Farewell
Is it any wonder why the water in the pool is warmer when there are children in it?
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I'm sure at some point in your life you will encounter a nurse whereupon you might want some tips on how to become the ultimate irritating patient that no nurse wants to attend to.
I am not entirely sure the motivation behind that but it seems to be the predominant trend in the wards nowadays..
Tip #1: Don't allow the callbell rest for more than 15-minutes' intervals.
Just keep pressing the call bell!
Not only can you hear the unpleasant shrill reverberate in the ward,
you can also drag someone into your misery by asking for unreasonable absurd requests, for example, "can you lower the table?" followed by "raise the table just a little bit more" and "now thats too high" when the table is 2 meters away from you and will in no way affect your wallowing.
Tip #2: Spill your fluids on the nurse.
There are a couple of ways to which you go can go about it,
so let me propose a scenario that can provoke the most intense irritation.
Press the call bell, and when the nurse comes to you, speak in a raspy out-of breath manner.
The trick is to make sure that the nurse cannot understand what you are trying to tell her
so that when the nurse puts her face closer to you in order to hear you better,
you can grab her hand tightly
and muster all the energy you can..
Just wait for the precise moment to take a deep breath
and shock the nurse with violent hacking and coughing
in her face.
She will instinctively try to move away from where the germs are being sprayed (that is, her face) but fret not, your hand has already secured a vice-like grip on her arm to prevent her from escaping.
That is not the end of it; after the extended coughing, use your free hand to collect the sediments from within your nostril, blow your nose or dig it, it doesn't matter, after which you rub it on the nurse.
Yup, that should do it.
The other tactic to spill your fluids on others include choosing the correct timing to excrete.
This is harder to pull off as it is impossible to see where the nurse's hand is at when she is changing your diapers, as the view does not permit, in order to launch the feces.
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I realize that nurses are very patient people not by choice.
The more annoying or difficult the patients are, the better I can get with regards to controlling my emotions and suspending judgments and most importantly, training my patience.
I'm not saying its easy though.. hee
♥Bid Farewell
