My younger sister and I love to tease my little brother because he is so funny.
Today we tried to give him sex education.
Q: Ah Xuan, where did you come from?
Bro: From mummy's big stomach.
Q: How did you get inside mummy's big stomach?
Bro: Mummy ate a lot of food, so the stomach became big.
Q: So you're saying that you're made from food?
Bro: Ya.
Q: Then can I eat you since you're made from food?
Bro: Of course not! I have skin what...
Q: So underneath your skin its all food la..
Bro: ya.
Wanjia: So you have no brain la. Its all food.
Bro: uh-huh.
Hmm.. We'll just let him keep this thought. Its cute.
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I think I'm getting closer to finding out who was the one spraying urine on the toilet seats..
I'm so restless I can't stop watching TV..
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This guy is so cute.
I hereby command you stressed boys and girls out there to check out his videos and ogle at his cute face.
So when I meet u we can gush about him together.
(Susan and I are already doing that..)
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Let me try something..
Yum
Great drink.
Choking me when I'm trying to take a picture with him.
My bro loves to do this thing with his hands which he uses it to be pretend ears.
With hand-ears.
With devil horns.
Devil horns and hand-ears.
With the thinking cap.
And 4+0 = ?
Maths is tough, isn't it?
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Hey I know its exam period and people generally shouldn't be watching videos unrelated to their modules but i'm kind of hooked to this series of videos made by this cute guy called Ryan Higa.
He's hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khFhF64P3VQ
I promise you'll laugh.
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Who wants to see some hot sexy action?
Lizards having sex on my wall.
Don't be freaked out because if anyone has to freak out at all it'll be jeslyn cus its on her side of the room..
Susan asked me to ask the lizards "why don't you get a room.."
But that's exactly what they did; they got my room.
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I think Susan is the cutest thing that ever happened to me.
She bought me these cow-ears-horns hairband for me and a pair of flapping piglet ears hairband for herself.
We were chilling out in my room, wearing the animal ears and feeling so right.
haha like, you know, how farm animals graze around on the fields..
After a while Christabelle opened my room door and both of us turned around to look at her.
We were puzzled by her expression and the comment, "damn gay" because we forgot that we were wearing it..
Susan and her flapping ears are so funny.
I kept asking Susan to pretend to be looking elsewhere, then I would call her name and she'd suddenly turn her face over rapidly.
I would be so tickled by the effect of seeing her face with the flapping ears that I asked her to do it again and again...
Typing that out actually makes me feel bad.
For treating her like some toy piglet.
Here are some of the Farm Animal Pictures:
Scenario 1
How Animals Respond to Cameras
Me sticking out my paw to poke the camera,
Susan the piglet looking real intrigued by this camera device.
Scenario 2
Animals showing their Inquisitive Nature
Scenario 3
Feeding Time
Scenario 4
Taking Pictures with People
~ End ~
(This post is freakily lame, even by my standards, so enjoy it before I take the post down.. )
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My rank in Word Challenge [from Facebook, for those who don't know] is rising steadily which is disconcerting because it shows everybody how hard I've been practising it which shows how much time I've been camping at home in front of the computer.
I squeezed out some free time from playing games to meet up with friends a few times this week.
Proud of myself.
Pretty girls galore:
We went shopping for a bit and made our two chiobus try clothes.
Alicia was the other victim because her body is so nice she can wear anything!
So we kept passing her more clothes to try and she couldn't get out of the dressing room until we were sure she tried every single piece of clothing in the shop.
Alicia lets go shopping together again? =D
After that we went to hall for BBQ
Shuai.
Going back to Word Challenge now. :)
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