I know its a little late to finish reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince only now and although I already knew that Dumbledore was going to die in the end, I'm distraught with grief at this imminent ending.
Even had nightmares last night about him being resurrected by Snape or someone else.
I really should distract myself by watching more gory movies and happy drama serials.
Every time my sister and I watched TV together we'd be commenting non-stop about inconsequential and irrelevant details that are actually mistakes these directors keep repeating in every show.
"Why does he wear his shoes into his house and onto his bed?"
'Ya lor. He didn't even lock his door when he came home. What if someone burgles his home and rape him?'
etc etc.
The actors sometimes don't bath before they sleep, you too.
Another part that always manage to elicit comments is how married couples don't get any privacy even in the bedroom.
When the parents are trying to have sex someone will open the door, sometimes its the mother, mostly the children.
Don't they know how to lock the door?
The children are most bothersome as they'd have absurd requests,
"Mummy can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mummy: 'Okay baby, come squeeze in here.'
I will never let that happen to me.
Unless the child is sick or something serious la.
I doubt my love will become overindulgence to let children sleep between me and my spouse.
First of all, I occupy a queen size bed on most nights now, I already cannot imagine how two person can be accommodated on the same bed.
I can foresee limbs being tangled and fitful sleep, oh horror, what more with another kid?
Children should sleep in their own room and have their private space to cultivate independence.
The above are minor reasons, the core one is that I will have a pole in the bedroom.
If you ask me what a pole has got to do with anything because you have bamboo pole for drying clothes in your bedroom too, I'm telling you that my pole has another purpose.
My pole is for pole dancing.
Hahaha and children are not advised to watch without parental guidance.
The other day I was telling huiyi that I want my home to look like ancient Chinese homes, like palace la.
I know it sounds crappy but I've been thinking about it and I'm serious that I will put a pole right there in the bedroom, no matter how mismatched it is.
The first thing I'll do when I have money is to learn pole dancing.
Before that I'll have to lose weight.
Sian..
Look how much I've written already, how come I'm distressed about writing a 100 word nursing scholarship essay?
IF I get it, just picture a nurse on a pole.
Sounds wrong.
Edit: Thanks to my competent and English pro friends I've completed the essay.
I think it looks quite complete.
Thank you so much Nat, Lugay and Jeslyn.
<3
♥Bid Farewell
